Alexis Rose

Alexis had spent two and a weeks in a hole and it was probably not the last time she would do that, but she'd been tired yesterday and checked into the hotel for multiple showers, send-out laundry and chilling in a fluffy robe.

So today she was in her freshly laundered clothing from shenanigans weeks ago, opening the door to her room, and starting her day with, "What the hell."


[For the usurper.]

Alexis who was totally in the class hadn't done much with the whole heist thing yet, and in fact she skipped a lot of classes. Which was why she didn't think anyone would suspect her for casually walking down the hallway of the school where the offices were, sometimes trying a door handle. You know. Secretively. Totally something no one would notice.

What people definitely would notice was the sound of her stomping on spiders way too often in designer shoes, which was not what these were supposed to be used for.


[Open if anyone wants to catch her skulking!]

Alexis' double room had been cleaned up and the furniture had been pushed around to provide ample socialization room. There was a whole seating area if people wanted more intimate conversation, or if they'd come but also wanted to just sit there and not be bothered. She'd nicely begged Fosse to help her hang up- which meant he just did it- strip lights along the ceiling that bathed the room in a nice colorful glow that changed in time with the music she had playing in the background.

Everything was ready, the door was open so anyone passing by had no excuse to not peek in unless they were actively avoiding the party. Now people just had to show up.

Which, you know, if people didn't show then it would be upsetting, but even worse, Tahani would gloat, and Alexis just couldn't have that.


[Text invites were sent out, mod a personal invite, wander in, etc! Please come to my party.]

After a hard day trying to foist turnips on people for "money," Alexis thought she lucked out. If there was an airport now then all she had to do was hop a flight out, head to some really cute little island where she could buy some resort clothes and meet some cute cabana boys.

Instead they landed and the dodo pilot told her to let him know if she needed tools. Which was suspicious.

"'Catch some bees and chop some trees,'" she muttered, walking away from the dock and onto the island itself... and finding an actual deserted island. There were a ton of peach trees, and the ground seemed to be just covered in weeds. "Ewwww."

And then she heard, "Hi! Are you camping here, too?" and looked over to see a monkey girl, having already prepped a campsite with a tent and fire.

"Nope! Totally a mistake! You have just so much fun, though!" Alexis called, and went half-running back to the dock as fast as she could in these heels.


[It's just that I keep having ideas... Establishy.]

Alexis had gone away for the weekend, and came back with three suitcases and a massive hangover. Maybe she was still a little drunk? Either way, all she really wanted to do was crawl into bed and sleep until about 4 pm tomorrow.

She was having trouble with the door, though, and she couldn't believe this was how her day back was starting, so she just started banging on it. "Tahaniiiiiii..."


[So open.]

She's a Lamborghini, she's a Hollywood Star, she's a little bit Alexis.


( yes i will have that song in my head for as long as i play her )

Things to know: Alexis is coming from pre-canon, circa 2004 and she totally enrolled at FH back in January. She chose a boarding school in Switzerland, her parents weren't paying attention and sent her to Maryland by accident, and she promptly got in a bus crash, kidnapped by Krampus, and strung up over lava when she unsuccessfully tried to seduce him for freedom. And once she got out, she went to a club on the mainland, met some senator's son, and hopped around Europe for a while before coming back.

This means Alexis has been enrolled at Fandom High this entire time. So if you had her as a little sibling, or supposedly had her in your class, feel free to recognize her name.

Or recognize her from starting a damn trend in seducing Krampus.