Room 235- Sunday morning

[lovethatjourney]

Alexis had spent two and a weeks in a hole and it was probably not the last time she would do that, but she'd been tired yesterday and checked into the hotel for multiple showers, send-out laundry and chilling in a fluffy robe.

So today she was in her freshly laundered clothing from shenanigans weeks ago, opening the door to her room, and starting her day with, "What the hell."


[For the usurper.]

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[sexy_giraffe]

"Helloooooo--" Tahani said, absolutely not jumping a foot as she ran her fingers through the gorgeously organized racks of clothing.

You didn't mind your room becoming a giant walk-in, right, Alexis?

[lovethatjourney]

"What are you doing to my room?"

Because her name was still on the roster in the office, Tahani!

...actually it probably was not, she took the room.

[sexy_giraffe]

"You abandoned all of these beautiful clothes!" Tahani said. "I was helping them."

By wearing them! She was a giver, Alexis.

[lovethatjourney]

"I didn't abandon them, I was trapped in a hole against my will for three weeks," Alexis pointed out.

[sexy_giraffe]

"That hole wasn't real," Tahani told her with all the assurance of someone who deeply believed something very, very wrong. "It was a euphemism."

[lovethatjourney]

"No, it was a literal hole," Alexis said, very slowly. "Trapped-hundreds-of-feet-underground-with-a-bunch-of-old-guys literal."

[sexy_giraffe]

"Yes, but that's stupid," Tahani explained. "Why would you fall in a hole?"

[lovethatjourney]

"I don't know, I was an innocent bystander between a hole and the guy with the mask," Alexis said. "I'm not saying it wasn't stupid but it happened, and now you're stealing my stuff! And my room!"

[sexy_giraffe]

"Borrowed," Tahani said airily.

Only because Alexis was back but details.

[lovethatjourney]

"Okay, it's not borrowing when you don't have permission," Alexis told her.

[sexy_giraffe]

"The clothes were crying."

Nope.

[lovethatjourney]

"No. Take off my clothes."

Not the context in which she was used to saying that.

[sexy_giraffe]

"Well, that's quite forward of you."

[lovethatjourney]

"You know what's forward? Wearing my clothes!"

I mean, argue against that.

[sexy_giraffe]

"But they look better on me!"

Which wasn't an excuse for breaking and entering, Tahani.

[lovethatjourney]

How.

Dare.

You.

"They most certainly do not!"

[sexy_giraffe]

Tahani shrieked and ran.

[lovethatjourney]

Did you want Alexis running after you to catch you by your hair, Tahani? Because that was how you got Alexis running after you to catch you by your hair.

[sexy_giraffe]

Curse these impractical heels!

Tahani fell with another shriek

[lovethatjourney]

"Give me back my clothes!" Alexis demanded, holding her down, which would make it pretty hard to Tahani to do so.

[sexy_giraffe]

"Help, I'm being murdered!"

[lovethatjourney]

"Help, I'm apprehending a thief!" Alexis yelled just as loudly. "Citizen's arrest!"

[sexy_giraffe]

"It looks better on meeeeeeeeeeeee!"

Tahani unwisely tried to kick Alexis.

[lovethatjourney]

"Ow!" Alexis said, pulling Tahani's hair in response. "They're mine and I was just in a hole! I should not need to deal with this!"

[sexy_giraffe]

"Yes, yes, Rob Lowe 'was in a hole' too," Tahani said.

[lovethatjourney]

"Ugh!" Alexis gasped. "You know what, maybe I should just let you have this outfit, since you're obviously too poor to buy your own!"

Rich people insults.

[sexy_giraffe]

"Oh my God!" Tahani screeched. "I'm going to yank your terrible extensions right out."

Probably not because she had zero upper body strength.

[lovethatjourney]

They weren't even extensions! She had just been in a hole!!

"How dare you!" she said, slapping at Tahani's hand.

This was so going to get the attention of Fosse.

[sexy_giraffe]

"Ow!" Tahani cried, yanking Alexis' hair.

[lovethatjourney]

"Ow! What are you even doing in here, you moved me out!"

And that was Alexis trying to bite her arm.

[sexy_giraffe]

"And then your room was better than miiiiiii-owww!" Tahani said.

[lovethatjourney]

"Your own fault!" Alexis was shouting, right as a troll appeared at the doorway.

[sexy_giraffe]

"TROLL!" Tahani shrieked.

It was just a very loud time on the second floor, really.

[lovethatjourney]

"Don't you call me a troll- ahhhh!"

And that would be Alexis being hauled up off Tahani by a troll.

[sexy_giraffe]

"I told you," smugly said the girl who didn't believe in holes.

[lovethatjourney]

"She's stealing from mr!" Alexis said, kicking at Tahani from midair.

[sexy_giraffe]

Tahani burst into tears. "She's scary! And violent!"

[lovethatjourney]

"Oh my god!" Alexis cried. "She took over my room!"

And at that, Fosse began shooting Tahani to the door.

[sexy_giraffe]

"I made it better!" Tahani yelled over her shoulder. "You're welcome!"

[lovethatjourney]

"I expect everything you have returned or I sue!" Alexis asked, as she was unceremoniously dropped by a troll.

[sexy_giraffe]

"Whatever!" was Tahani's extremely witty reply.